The Mornin' Spit in yer Coffee................. Wicked Dickie Done Died

[RipperBendix]

DA:
linked to your Spinning Yarns thingie, hope you don't mind

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ July 11, 2005 08:46 AM: Message edited by: RipperBendix ]</font>

[macabeee]

Mornin' All!

All of this cow song talk got Wesly Willis' Chicken Cow stuck in my head

The Chicken Cow
The Chicken Cow!

And when I went looking for the song to download, I found a site to create your own Wesley Willis song

So I created this:

You are the best in the long run.
You really whoop Saddam Hussein's ass.
You are my special demon.
I like you a lot in the long run.

DARK ANGEL!!!
DARK ANGEL!!!
DARK ANGEL!!!
DARK ANGEL!!!

You are a demon star.
You really whoop Saddam Hussein's ass.
Dark Angel really whoops a camel's ass.
You are the demon king.

DARK ANGEL!!!
DARK ANGEL!!!
DARK ANGEL!!!
DARK ANGEL!!!

You can really jam harder like a magicist.
You can really get in the groove.
You are a demon star.
You can really rock it out.

Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.

Be a Pepper - drink Dr. Pepper.



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<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ July 11, 2005 08:59 AM: Message edited by: macabeee ]</font>

[Peter Peeker]

LOL


well, I guess I could add Johnny Horton's Electric Donkey...

Well, I bought me a donkey, about four foot tall
To plough my cotton in the early fall
He's runnin' around, it was an awful sin
I had to build a fence to keep my donkey in
I rigged up the wire with a battery charge
To keep my donkey from a-running at large
Inside this bin I turned him loose
Thrilled by volts of electrified juice

Which way did my donkey go
If you see him let me know
I haven't seen my donkey since
He backed into that electrified fence

Now, the first time he backed up against it
He threw back his ears and he had a fit
He brayed real loud and he hit high gear
He jumped up into tyhe stratosphere
I just got word from Albuquerque
A donkey up there was looking for work
He's my donkey and his name is Jack
Oh, how I wish he'd come on back

Which way did my donkey go
If you see him let me know
I haven't seen my donkey since
He backed into that electrified fence

Now, more word came from Palamar
A man up there was a-watching the star
While looking through his telescope
He nearly had himself a stroke
He saw something riding up the rainbow trail
Two long ears and a puckered up tail
This thing he saw when he 'firmed the states
Was a donkey heading for the pearly gates
Hee-haw (hee-haw)
Hee-haw (hee-haw)

[Darkest Angel]

Originally posted by RipperBendix:
DA:
linked to your Spinning Yarns thingie, hope you don't mind

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...no problem! I suppose this means I should update more often than once a year...?

[Andyman]

Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by RipperBendix:
DA:
linked to your Spinning Yarns thingie, hope you don't mind

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...no problem! I suppose this means I should update more often than once a year...?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No kidding. That well has been dry for sometime now.

[Darkest Angel]

Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by RipperBendix:
DA:
linked to your Spinning Yarns thingie, hope you don't mind

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...no problem! I suppose this means I should update more often than once a year...?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No kidding. That well has been dry for sometime now.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...snappish. I've been a busy demon, weighed down by the day to day demands of...er...demonish concerns. So...shut up. And there was a new entry last month.

[Darkest Angel]

errrrrrrrrrrRiiiiiiiiiiiiip
Strike.
Let me enter you
Entertain center
Entertain you With my Pain.
Rip.
Strike.
Black eyes. Your side. Capsized.
Revel and strike!
Rip.
Striiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.
Got my love in pocket.
Gonna hock it for my life.
Fall short.
Rip/strike.
Help me.